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[pause]George Michael: Nice to meet you[pause]. Yes, Meera.Meera: Fish and chips.Marjorie Dawes: I’m sorry?Meera: Fish and chips. I prefer Tony Hadley. [he lifts up his cushion and picks up the plates], Meals on wheels woman: We do insist they're returned clean. Anybody? Quotes: "Everybody knows I'm the only gay in the village", "Bacardi and Coke please, Myfanwy". They’re rubbish. No? Bubbles DeVere "I don't know what to suggest! Share the best GIFs now >>> Played By: Matt Lucas I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. Mrs Teal: Oh yes, I'm all for gay rights. She wears Women's Costumes from the 19th century. Vicky Pollard: Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways. Supermarkets were introduced into Britain to destroy small businesses and create a sense of social alienation. It was written and performed by comic duo David Walliams and Matt Lucas. So what do you think? This is like, well sexual harassment! You’re probably just a little bit poofy! Meera: Instead of sugar use artificial sweetener in tea.Marjorie Dawes: Summin’ about sugar. Blackadder IV, Episode 1 – Captain Cook Script, Blackadder IV, Episode 2 – Corporal Punishment Script, Blackadder IV, Episode 3 – Major Star Script, Blackadder IV, Episode 4 – Private Plane Script, Blackadder IV, Episode 5 – General Hospital Script, Blackadder IV, Episode 6 – Goodbyeee Script, The Royle Family Script Series 3 Episode 6, The Royle Family Script Series 3 Episode 1, The Royle Family Script Series 3 Episode 5, The Royle Family Script Series 3 Episode 4, The Royle Family Script Series 3 Episode 2, The Royle Family Script Series 3 Episode 3, The Royle Family Script Series 2 Episode 4, The Royle Family Script Series 2 Episode 5, The Royle Family Script Series 2 Episode 6, If League of Gentlemen character’s had Twitter…, Comedy Quote of the Week #QOTW | After Life | Ricky Gervais.
We made a more cruel kind of comedy than I'd do now. Played By: Anthony Head ", "Oh man I love the cake! Tonight's program has ended a little sooner than usual because I need to do a poo now.
Anyone who disagrees is either gay, a woman or a mental. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Marjorie Dawes: Oh, right, some dish we don't get over here. Champagne for everyone! Lou: I don’t think he’d come. Despite the narrator's description of "great British institutions", the comedy arises from the British audience's self-deprecating understanding of either themselves or of people known to them. Anybody?
Vicky Pollard: We is well the best dancers. Teacher: If you were a young person who wishes to eat awfully chili for 3 years and then spend the rest of your life in debt why don't go to university. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. She lives in Darkley Noone and wears jogging clothes. Mike: [takes cake, baffled, puts it to his ear and listens] Mike Kapalski? Paul and Pat become a pair. Which led to tonight's revival of Emily and Florence for a few brief seconds, "I'm a lady." Scottish Guy: [picks up a piece of cake and puts it to his ear] Carrot cake, carrot cake, have ye any nuts? This is a list of characters for the British television and radio sketch show Little Britain (and its American spin-off, Little Britain USA).
Vicky Pollard: Oh, my God! Mother: Eh? Anne is a patient at the Steven-Spielberg-Hospitals and the client of Dr. Lawrence.
Pat! I’ve always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don’t have a pen. Society has moved on a lot since then and my own views have evolved. Lou: Sorry about this, George. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Marjorie Dawes: Oh that's rich coming from you. You said that “Jesus to a Child” aside, you found his output emotionally vapid.
Marjorie Dawes: Yeah, that's not really bad for you though, is it? Marjorie Dawes: Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you’re obviously a very unhappy person…. No? You know when I was a lad I always dreamed of going into the force. We’ve had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat. See, it’s not all bad! He confused his customers and he always answers in riddles. Played By: Matt Lucas If you don't have a ticket you're gonna have to get off. [puts his hand out and grabs the cake trolley] Here I am with the cake trolley. Who made this?Judy: Emma Shepherd.
Appearances: Season 1-3
Marjorie Dawes: Cut out biscuits! Gay Spock: I tell you dear, he was hung like a Klingon!
You could have had a bit of cock there. "Little Britain Quotes." You could have had a bit of cock there. '", "Whaaaa(t)!?" (after being reminded that Margaret has no limbs) "Oh, sorry Margaret, I forgot!" 17 Oct. 2020. Maggie: [tastes some Jam] Ummmm! I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. Little Britain: Radiographer: If you could just use this to cover your testicles. (Sebastian). Played By: David Walliams Political cartoonist. erm... Mary? She is overweight, but nevertheless she insults the weight of the participants. Narrator: 10 Downing Street is the home of the Prime Minister. Anybody? Matthew Waterhouse: [comes into boarding room with trolley full of cereal boxes] I’ve got a few ideas for you! Mother: Mm, those look good, don’t they honey? If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly.  When he actually gets the item he is looking for he becomes disappointed, showing that it was more to do with annoying Roy than buying anything. God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. Dennis Waterman: Mr. Macbeth is a naughty ma-an, do do do do / He gone and killed anudder ma-an, do do do do / I hath a good idea / Just thou keep me near / I'll be so go-od for the Scottish play... Jeremy Rent: I'll tell 'em you're busy... Narrator: Swimming pools in Britain have very strict rules - no bombing, no petting, no ducking and no fondue parties. Appearances: Season 1-3 The programme's title is an amalgam…. Appearances: Season 1-3, Michael Stevens is the Prime Minister and Sebastian is his secretary. Played By: Matt Lucas I am the gay. #AlanPar, Bit overdramatic, it was only a bollock #Inbetween, Are you having a laugh? (Calling out) Ready, gentlemen!Tennis player: Well, have you got any balls?Emily: Oh no, we are ladies.Tennis player: Tennis balls...Emily: Oh sorry, silly me, I thought you meant b****cks. White of course, with frilly bits... and shit. But I never; I just showed him my wookey hole. Everyone knows Paul. Played By: David Walliams But have you ever wondered about the people of Britain? I come home and I need a piece of cake. I want him to go. Little Britain, Series One Little Britain is a BBC radio and television sketch show written by and starring Matt Lucas and David Walliams. See, it's not all bad! Fat cow!
[Silence. Robot career counsellor: This will explain it all! He fell in love with him. Narrator: This is the home of romance novelist, Dame Sally. Yeah? Little Britain is a British character-based sketch comedy that was first broadcast on BBC radio and then turned into a television programme. Old colleague can sometimes to see them and they remember, who she is. no nuts.
Quite frankly, we did had an inkling. A Guide to the Characters of Little Britain. Dust. Marjorie Dawes: Dust. And besides, you don’t like George Michaels. Sebastian: Prime Minister, look out! Vicky's gang member #3: Cool it Vicky, they're well hard. If you're not sure which class you are, simply pull back your foreskin; where you'll find the word, "lower", "middle" or "upper.". Who do they? Quotes: "Champagne! Only robots! ", "It's not easy is it?" "I do ladies things!"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm just Vicky Pollard from round the corner from the block. Anybody? We’ve had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat. God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani’s hair. Merci beaucoup! Dust. The changing of the garden. Robot career counsellor: There will be no jobs for humans in the future. Mike: [takes cake, baffled, puts it to his ear and listens] Mike Kapalski? Appearances: Season 1-3 Web. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Mother: Mm, those look good, don't they honey? Ray McCooney has a hotel in Scotland. Vicky Pollard: Hey you, what you doin' on our patch, you total bunch of mingin' dog bitches! Bus Conductor: Look, I've warned you before. Cake. Appearances: Season 1 Quotes: "I want that one...", "I don't like it", "I look a pillock", "Yeah I know! It's basically Little Britain by way of The Fast Show and the costumes of Vic Reeves Big Night Out, all for BBC's Big Night In. Nutty Nut Nuts!
Of course, I don’t mean the real Prime Minister, I mean that guy from Buffy…. And last but not least, Meera! Dust.
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